All I want to do is go home and ride my motorcycle but the wife just called and said we have to go shopping.

"Luc - The Acadian Oppo" (luc5)
04/29/2016 at 16:32 • Filed to: organ donor

Motorcycle gif dump for your time.

DISCUSSION (34)

Wacko > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 16:40

I want to go ride my new to my kawasaki teryx sport

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 16:41

I can’t ride mine since I’m waiting for the snow to melt... and my replacement petcock.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 16:42

“My wife just called and said we have to go shopping”

Kinja'd!!!

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD
04/29/2016 at 16:42

Snow to melt??? Where do you live the north pole?

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 16:44

I was thinking it but trust me it’s not worth the argument because guess what? I’ll still end up going shopping the only difference is that the wife will be pissed off at me the whole time.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 16:55

WTF?!?! Why are YOU needed for this shopping? Is it a mutual buy? Is it something only she needs?

Just go ride

vicali > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 16:56

Haha - ‘I just need one thing from the WEM’..

Kinja'd!!!

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > vicali
04/29/2016 at 16:57

story of my life.

Tripper > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 16:59

Lol almost lost it in front of my finacee and her family last Saturday as it was gorgeous out and we were inside at a child’s birthday party. Eventually I became a bigger child, and we went home so I could get in a quick ride....Braaaaaap

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
04/29/2016 at 16:59

Ever heard the saying “Asian driver, no survivor” ?

Well just so happens my wife is Asian and in her case at least the stereotype holds true.

She is fine around our small town but in no way is she comfortable driving in the city. And if she is not comfortable I’m terrified. So I have to drive her to the city.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 17:03

No. There’s no sense in saying no. The reward of the ride will not offset the pain you receive when she throws it back in your face later.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Tripper
04/29/2016 at 17:04

Kinja'd!!!

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 17:05

My point exactly.

I’m gonna go shopping and I’m gonna enjoy it! Then when we get home...braaapppp!!!

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 17:07

When I get home I’m gonna — oh wait no, gotta take out the dog. Okay now — wait, bring those trash bins back from thr street. Alriiiight, so — No wait, gotta mail that Utility bill...

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/29/2016 at 17:19

Mail a utility bill? What century are you from? I pay ALL my bills from my mobile device. I don’t even have to get off the toilet to do so.

but yes I understand the point you were trying to make and it is more than likely correct.

ttyymmnn > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 17:21

All I want to do is sit here and write about airplanes, but then the laundry wouldn’t get folded, the dinner wouldn’t get cooked, the living room wouldn’t get cleaned, etc. Such is the life of a Stay Home Dad™. Family stuff has to come first.

Bourbon&JellyBeans > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 17:23

66671 - 200 [METRIC] my dash > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 17:51

Kinja'd!!!

“WHAT A LOVELY DAY!”

E92M3 > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 18:24

Doesn’t she know you can shop on rainy days?

MrDakka > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 18:54

But you said bitch, tho?

Die-Trying > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 20:42

compromise.....take her shopping on the motorcycle

Die-Trying > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 20:43

women drivers, no survivors

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 21:05

Heavy rain for me :(

wafflesnfalafel > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 23:10

Would she be up for a ride on the back if you take it easy?

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 23:26

No, Colorado. Spring decided to quit its job and go south.

NJAnon > Luc - The Acadian Oppo
04/29/2016 at 23:37

Well I mean how fast does your shopping go Acadian? is it a time attack like my shopping is? (I got the stopwatch that shows split lap times too) because then you’ll still be home in time :P

or is it like those old Woodstock festivals that last 3 days? If so then yeah I’d be upset.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > NJAnon
05/01/2016 at 17:14

the later

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > wafflesnfalafel
05/01/2016 at 17:14

She would be but I’d have no idea where to put the car seat.

Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Die-Trying
05/01/2016 at 17:18

but I also have a 3 month old in a car seat. I need to get an Ural to get the best of both worlds.

Kinja'd!!!